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hi friends,new joke for you,rate this?
Banta goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isn’t fully convinced, but as usual, the store assistant comes along and closes the deal.
On his way home, Banta puts on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo! He sees everyone in the street naked. He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on… everyone is naked! “Cool!”
As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his new toy to his wife, Preeto, but can’t find her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds his wife and one of his colleagues, naked in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked. He puts them back on, and they are still naked.
Banta then says, “Damn, I just paid Rs.350/- for these, and they’re already broken!”
That’s a good one!
How about this one:
A man is going away for a business conference, and he wants to make sure his wife doesn’t cheat on him. So, to keep her happy, he goes into a sex toy shop to get something for her. On the “Specials” counter, he sees a dildo-like thing called “The Voodoo Dick.” He asks the salesman to show him what it does. The salesman says, “Voodoo Dick, the doorknob!” The Voodoo Dick flies across the room to the doorknob and starts screwing it, hard. Eventually, the salesman says, “Voodoo Dick, that’s enough!” The Voodoo Dick stops and flies back to its box.
The man is impressed and buys it. Right before he left for his conference, he gives it to his wife and tells her how to turn it on. A day later, his wife is bored. She says, “Voodoo Dick, my pussy!” The Voodoo Dick flies over and starts screwing her, hard. She is amazed, but she can’t last forever. Eventually, she is done and tries to take the Voodoo Dick out. She cannot figure out a way to get the Voodoo Dick out.
In a panic, she drives to the hospital, the Voodoo Dick still screwing her. Because it keeps moving, she is unable to drive straight. A policeman pulls her over and says, “What’s the matter?” She says, “A Voodoo Dick is screwing me!” He says, “Ha! Voodoo Dick, my ass.”
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