Personal Shopper Calgary

My house is like a mansion and I’ve two houses abroad,

And I no longer have to worry what I can afford.

I have a personal dresser and a personal shopper too,

I even have my own cruise ship, with my own personal crew.

I’m in with all the in crowds and I’m getting really arty,

And I’m a frequent guest of honour at the Queen’s tea party.

I have my hoards of fans of course and all the hangers on,

Booking up to see me, you’ll find most appointments gone.

How did I become so rich? It must be plain to see,

I won a million dollars for my fabulous poetry!