Personal Shopper Questions
If you’re hired as the personal stylist/shopper for Donald Trump?
what are the first 5 things you’ll recommend for him to do/buy? (hair implants/better wig is out of the question)
1) Shave his head. He’d look better bald than wearing that dead animal on his noggin.
2) Get some intensive moisturizer for his face.
3) Wear something other than a suit once in a while…
4) Get something pierced, just for laughs…
5) Carry his baby around more…men look cute being all fatherly. 
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